No, I don't want to be put on your mailing list. If you put me on your mailing list without asking me, I will cuss at you until you remove me.
No, I'm not interested in becoming an affiliate. I don't know how to spend all the money I make blogging as it is.
No, I won't exchange links with you. I'll link to you if I want to. You can link to me if you want to. Ain't blogging grand?
No, I don't find your critique of Roman Catholicism devastating. I do, though, find the fact that you troll the World Wide Web for email addresses of Catholics to broadcast it to pathetic, and a little creepy.