instruere...inlustrare...delectare Disputations

Friday, October 20, 2006

Why did my wife have a headache by the time dinner was over?

What kind of street is most likely to be haunted?

A boolevard.

What happened to the journalism professor who was bitten by a lycanthrope?

He turned into a who-what-when-and-werewolf.

What happened to the geography professor who was bitten by a lycanthrope?

He turned into a herewolf.

What happened to the philosophy professor who was bitten by a lycanthrope?

He turned into a whywolf.

What kind of monsters are young flies most afraid of?

Zombees.

Why do vampires hate chickens?

Because they always cross the road.

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