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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

How smart am I?

Depends whom you ask.

Absolute zeroMy kids, when I offer to help the night before
On par with a Roombamy Internet antagonists;
most advertisers
A lesser light at the Drones Clubmy wife, when I'm watching the kids for a few days;
my mechanic
About soThe truth
Geniusme, just before I try to fix the lawnmower
Super-geniusmy wife, when I'm watching the first round of "Jeopardy"
Infinitemy kids, when they need my help the morning of