A spirited campaign
Some people say there are no candidates that can meet my standards.
This is not true.
UPDATE: If it need be said, by "whiskey" I mean "the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed
when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and
laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; .. the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his
happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great
tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows."